I have just been watching the Banned in the UK programme on channel four. Have you ever noticed that the poeple that want to ban sex on TV, drugs and violence are normally the sort of emotionally crippled humourless twatcakes that look as if they’re in dire need of some drugs, to get laid, and make you want to commit acts of violence so horrific they would make freddy kruguer sick?

just me? Ok

This is a big shout out to my best mate Twon, who is currently touring parts unknown (i have the vauge notion he’s east but i hate that geography shit).

oh twon could you send me the address of your blog, cos i forgot